Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

Success is easy to obtain. The difficult thing is to deserve it.

Pursue some path, however narrow and crooked, in which you can walk with love and reverence.

Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach.

Listen! Clam up your mouth and be silent like an oyster shell, for that tongue of yours is the enemy of the soul, my friend. When the lips are silent, the heart has a hundred tongues.

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury.

Each life is made up of mistakes and learning, waiting and growing, practicing patience and being persistent.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Imagination comforts men of what they can not be. Humor consoles them of what they are.

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.

There is no despair so absolute as that which comes from the first moments of our first great sorrow when we have not yet known what it is to have suffered and healed, to have despaired and recovered hope.

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.

Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.

Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.

Spring is nature's way of saying Let's party!

The soul is what we live, feel and think about.

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity.

You are my best friend as well as my lover, and I do not know which side of you I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I have treasured our life together.

Running taught me valuable lessons. In cross-country competition, training counted more than intrinsic ability, and I could compensate for a lack of natural aptitude with diligence and discipline. I applied this in everything I did.

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colors. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.

The better a man is the more mistakes he will make for the more things he will try.

Our work is the presentation of our capabilities.

The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it and ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense, I call it intelligence.

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving.

If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.